Robert Daly is in the house!

And the always-reliable Wikipedia has information that Max Geiger is being further replaced by Robert Daly, a former Green Beret and Military Video Game Software Developer
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadliest_Warrior
Let's hope that he and Robert "Mack" Machowicz (A former Navy SEAL, Martial Artist for 30 years and was featured in the Season 2 finale when the Navy SEALs when took on the Israeli Commandos) will be good as good as Mr. Geiger.

Season 3 Match-up announced!

This, just in from the always-reliable Wikipedia has announced the first match-up for Season 3 of Deadliest Warrior! The recently-announced Hannibal shall face the conquering Genghis Khan!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Deadliest_Warrior_episodes#Episode23:_Genghis_Khanvs._Hannibal
Let's hope Genghis Khan will succeed where the Mongol Warrior failed.

Fighting in the Shade

In a twist of fate, the Persian Immortal faces a Celtic Warrior - but with triple-digit kills at all ranges, the Immortal is for real.

Statistics

Most battles won (5-on-5)
Spetsnaz, 717

Closest Battle:
IRA vs Taliban (517 to 483)

Most battles won (1-on-1)
Shaolin Monk, 692

Fewest Advantages
Tied--Shaolin Monk and GSG9 with one advantage each

Most men left standing
Jesse James, 2

Weakest weapons
Rajput's Aara and Ninja's Shuriken

Deadliest weapon (ancient)
Shaolin Monk's Twin Hooks, 566

Deadliest weapon (modern)
Mafia's Tommy Gun, 499

Centurion versus Rajput

Here are the stats for the weapons tests and a little bit of commentary.

First Test: Special Weapons
Rajputs: Katar, 234
Centurion: Dolabra, 114
Edge: Dolabra

Second Test: Close Range Weapons
Rajputs: Khanda, 328
Centurion: Gladius, 223
Edge: Khanda

Third Test: Long Range Weapons
Rajputs: Chakram, 53
Centurion: Scorpion, 4
Edge: Chakram

Fourth Test: Mid Range Weapons
Rajputs: Aara, 0
Centurion: Pilum, 44
Edge: Pilum

Final Results
Winner: Rajput, 615
Fodder: Centurion, 385

Although the Rajputs won, their score was the lowest of definitive one-on-one victories. The Rajput placed just behind William Wallace with 621 wins (as opposed to Shaka Zulu's 379.) Technically, the SS killed one man less than the Rajputs.

But the Rajputs should be on their guard--they could be easily over come in a future battle.

Tomorrow: a proposal for a vengeance match.

Veritas odium paret.

Terence was right, the truth does create hatred. And the cold, hard truth is that the Rajputs reign supreme!

Cower before the Centurion!

The centurion will sheath his sword in the hearts of his detractors.

Don't back the Ax, Max!

I'm backing the Rajputs because they're seriously hot.

Hot Girl-on-Girl (Fighting) Action!

If you've grown weary of the boy's club that is Deadliest Warrior then what are you doing here? No, I kid. I bring to you a post full of good news: Geoff Desmoulin has floated the possiblity of having female warriors on the show. According to the article from readingeagle.com:

If the puddles of fake blood and phony limbs scattered across the warehouse floor are any indication, the second season of "Deadliest Warrior" will be much more savage than the first. The team is already mulling possible matches for the inevitable third season. Desmoulin has been campaigning for a particularly bold class of fighter: female warriors.

We here at No Rules, No Safety, No Mercy wholeheartedly endorse this move. There have been some awesome female fighters (see our wish lists) and they deserve a chance to duke it out for the title of "Deadliest Warrior."

Season Three Wish List (Modern Edition)

Modern

Grace O’Malley vs. Henry McCarty/William H. Bonney “Billy the Kid”

US Army Rangers vs. Special Air Services (SAS)

Clerkenwell Crime Syndicate vs. Aum Shinrikyo

Mi-6 vs. Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)

Cossack vs. Rough Riders

54^th Massachusetts Volunteer Infantry vs. French Foreign Legion

Japanese Self-Defense Force (JSDF) vs. Groupe d'Intervention de la Gendarmerie Nationale (GIGN)

Jack the Ripper vs. Ed Gein

Doughboys vs. Boer Commandos

Season Three Wish List (Ancient Edition)

We'd like to see at least one of these fights next season and to illustrate how serious we are about this show, we're linking to the always reliable Wikipedia:

Ancient

Joan of Arc (Jeanne d’Arc) vs. Marcus Antonius

Lu Bu (Fengxian) vs. Edward the Black Prince

Conquistador vs. Cataphract

Genghis Khan (Temujin Khan) vs. Saladin

Iroquois Indian vs. Mayan

Trojan Warrior vs. Harii

Oda Nobunaga vs. Ivan the Terrible

Babylonian Warrior vs. Norman Knight

Greetings, geeks!

This blog is dedicated to Spike's killer hit, Deadliest Warrior. We're hoping to bring you three kinds of posts: recaps, spoilers, and wish lists for future seasons. Any time you stop by, you can expect tons of new information about the show and more geekery than Shaka could shake a stick at.

Here's hoping that all fights will be like SWAT vs GSG 9,
Grainne and MacDuff